Whew! Well, unless something really crazy happens after I post this (and you and I know that's still a live possibility), today Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th Prez of these here Yoo-nited States! And life can finally go back to ... well, whatever passes for "normal" these days, I've kinda lost … Continue reading Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!
Yeah, it's nice to report that my weight went down a tad: 199.8 But with everything that's going on in the world right now, I don't know about you, but it's hard to put my puny li'l ol' weight loss efforts at top priority. A bigger priority is just staying sane, when you're surrounded by … Continue reading Find some sanity, where you can!
Hey, everyone! Just wanted to get in one last post before this annus horribilus comes to an end. And let's be honest, 2021 may wind up having a lot of sucky things in it too, but at least it'll look a little different, in some places! And in a few short weeks, we'll have a … Continue reading So long, sucky year!
Good morning, everyone! Since one turkey has been pardoned this week ... and since Thanksgiving 2020 looks to be, well, pretty much the way the rest of 2020 has been around the country ... I, for one, am MORE than ready to take my annual Holiday Diet Break!! Of course, I may still check in … Continue reading Time for a Thanksgiving Blogging Break!!
So last week there was this election, and after all the dust settled and the votes were counted (even the "legal" ones), we have a new Hair Sniffer in Chief! But in case you hadn't heard, the currently reigning Infector in Chief has, so far, refused to concede. And you can't blame him -- I … Continue reading Never, Ever Give Up! (unless you lost, duh)
Hey, I know we're all excited about the presidential election, but if you can just keep your nail-biting to a minimum for a few minutes, let me give you the REALLY important news of the day: 198.2 Well, down a pound ... not quite what I was hoping for, but better than I expected, especially … Continue reading Now the news you’ve REALLY been waiting for — did I lose any weight this week??
Well, hey, friends and neighborinos! Welcome aboard! Glad to have you around for this, the penultimate Blog Before The Election! And this election especially makes us SO happy to be Americans, doesn't it? Er ... show of hands? Anyone? Well, I don't think it's QUITE that bad, Your Highness! Still happy to have those free … Continue reading Hang in there … it’s almost over!!
This will be short - I'm running late! Sorry to report this, but my weight is UP a bit, to: 198.8 Still, there's one thought that gives me relief: I'm not contagious - so I can't cause grief, like, oh, I dunno ... (Sorry for the short post -- hope you have a great week!)
Yes, yes, I'm sure we all enjoyed watched that exciting, never-a-dull-moment debate last night!! The debate, in a nutshell! nyuk nyuk! and we're all ready for more excitement this morning, so with that thought in mind, let's get right to the Rhymin' Weekly Weigh-In! Today's weigh-in: Hey, that's okay, I'll take "same" instead of "gain" … Continue reading Post-Debate Special: More Uses for Plain Greek Yogurt!
Some people have asked why I don't give as much attention to making fun of Joe Biden as I do of our current Infector in Chief.Hey listen, as soon as he's safely ensconced in the Casa Blanca, and Donnie's back in Florida walking around in his Crocs, I'll gladly indulge in some Hair Sniffer in … Continue reading If It’s Wednesday, It Must Not Be Belgium