Oh well, at least fat isn’t contagious!

This will be short - I'm running late! Sorry to report this, but my weight is UP a bit, to: 198.8 Still, there's one thought that gives me relief: I'm not contagious - so I can't cause grief, like, oh, I dunno ... (Sorry for the short post -- hope you have a great week!)

Just a flesh wound!

Yeah, it's a teensy little gain: 198.0 But it could have been worse! Last week, in case you didn't notice, I took the week off and did one of my legendary "road trips" to beautiful Phoenix, Arizona, where it only got up to about 122 degrees Fahrenheit at, um, 9:00 AM. So not too bad, … Continue reading Just a flesh wound!

It’s fine to say it sucks!!

Good morning, everyone! Well, in spite of the title of this post, I'm happy to say my weigh-in doesn't suck (at least it's down a skoche!): 199.4 Whew, back a teensy beensy bit from that over-200-pounds-eek-eek-eek cliff! I won't breathe (or eat) easy till I get back under 195, but I hereby vow that I … Continue reading It’s fine to say it sucks!!

Never thought I’d say this!

Well, after yet ANOTHER week of NOT doing the kind of exercises that I used to do, and weighing in at -- let's see here: 198.6 ... I'm realizing that, in spite of all the times I've grumped and complained and basically Karen'd about various problems at lo, the many gyms I've belonged to over … Continue reading Never thought I’d say this!

Grok this, babycakes!

Hey everyone! Happy Wednesday! Hope you're doing extra specialerino today! First, I've got a loss! Check it out: 196.0 No, it's véritable, Dwight! (Although if we get any more of that Tillamook Extra Sharp Cheddar, it could all change next week!) Anyway, I've also got some fun news -- I have a new job! Yeah, … Continue reading Grok this, babycakes!

Eureka, I’ve Got it! The Anti-Karen Solution??

So while I was growling over the weight GAIN this morning, 197.4 I tried to console myself by watching some of the new "Karen" videos that have bombarded my Facebook feed lately. Karen after Karen after Karen (female AND male), screaming in grocery stores, upscale fashion stores, and pretty much everywhere, all about how the … Continue reading Eureka, I’ve Got it! The Anti-Karen Solution??

Wednesday Wildflower Walk Weigh-In!

Good morning, peeps! Great to see you! How are you holding up? Feel free to rant in the comments! First things first: the weigh-in! 197.4 Down a pound, which is nothing to sneeze at! And speaking of sneezing ... yours truly saw some lovely wildflowers on a hiking trail in an undisclosed location in the … Continue reading Wednesday Wildflower Walk Weigh-In!

Grab your face masks — we’re goin’ in!

Testing ... testing ... testing ... and WE'RE BACK!! Yes, that's right, ladies and gents, welcome back to your favorite weight-loss blog of all time!! And I know you've all been on tenterhooks ... ... I mean, pins and needles, waiting to see that fresh, updated Rhymin' Weekly Weigh-in after -- what's it been now? … Continue reading Grab your face masks — we’re goin’ in!

In these difficult times, have some more ice cream!

Well, hey, everyone! Welcome aboard! Yes, it's Wednesday ... again ... and it's not yet April 30th (that's tomorrow!) so I'm still not doing my Official Weigh-In, but you'll be happy to hear I'm doing my best to avoid the so-called "COVID-15." Or will you? Because frankly, that's one of those terms that's become an … Continue reading In these difficult times, have some more ice cream!

Kahlua-fueled hangover Wednesday!

Well, good morning, campers, rise and shine! Time to put your booties on, 'cause it's cold out there! Oh, uh, actually, it's pretty warm out there -- supposed to get up to 90 degrees Fahrenheit here in beautiful (finally!) sunny Southern California And I for one welcome our new Sun overlord! As I may or … Continue reading Kahlua-fueled hangover Wednesday!