Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!

Whew! Well, unless something really crazy happens after I post this (and you and I know that's still a live possibility), today Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th Prez of these here Yoo-nited States! And life can finally go back to ... well, whatever passes for "normal" these days, I've kinda lost … Continue reading Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!

So long, sucky year!

Hey, everyone! Just wanted to get in one last post before this annus horribilus comes to an end. And let's be honest, 2021 may wind up having a lot of sucky things in it too, but at least it'll look a little different, in some places! And in a few short weeks, we'll have a … Continue reading So long, sucky year!

Time for a Thanksgiving Blogging Break!!

Good morning, everyone! Since one turkey has been pardoned this week ... and since Thanksgiving 2020 looks to be, well, pretty much the way the rest of 2020 has been around the country ... I, for one, am MORE than ready to take my annual Holiday Diet Break!! Of course, I may still check in … Continue reading Time for a Thanksgiving Blogging Break!!

Never, Ever Give Up! (unless you lost, duh)

So last week there was this election, and after all the dust settled and the votes were counted (even the "legal" ones), we have a new Hair Sniffer in Chief! But in case you hadn't heard, the currently reigning Infector in Chief has, so far, refused to concede. And you can't blame him -- I … Continue reading Never, Ever Give Up! (unless you lost, duh)

Post-Debate Special: More Uses for Plain Greek Yogurt!

Yes, yes, I'm sure we all enjoyed watched that exciting, never-a-dull-moment debate last night!! The debate, in a nutshell! nyuk nyuk! and we're all ready for more excitement this morning, so with that thought in mind, let's get right to the Rhymin' Weekly Weigh-In! Today's weigh-in: Hey, that's okay, I'll take "same" instead of "gain" … Continue reading Post-Debate Special: More Uses for Plain Greek Yogurt!

If It’s Wednesday, It Must Not Be Belgium

Some people have asked why I don't give as much attention to making fun of Joe Biden as I do of our current Infector in Chief.Hey listen, as soon as he's safely ensconced in the Casa Blanca, and Donnie's back in Florida walking around in his Crocs, I'll gladly indulge in some Hair Sniffer in … Continue reading If It’s Wednesday, It Must Not Be Belgium

Back from the cliff, plus my Potted Plants of Politics theory!

Well, I was all set to tell you a sad story about how it had finally happened -- it'd been pretty obvious for a while, like the proverbial roaring freight train. No, no, THAT'S not what I was talking about! It's my weight! I was all set to reveal that I'd gone over the 200-pound cliff … Continue reading Back from the cliff, plus my Potted Plants of Politics theory!