Never say die(t), apparently!

Yep, my weight is up a tadsky -- 202.0 but it's okay. It's Lent now, so what with all the abstinence and fasting and whatnot, my weight should be dropping like ... like ... oh, what's the metaphor I'm reaching for here? Oh yeah, thanks, Judge! I guess that would be okay, although my personal … Continue reading Never say die(t), apparently!

Shivery Ash Wednesday!

Good morning, friends and family -- and brr, what a cold, shivery morning it is for a lot of you! Sorry to read about all your trials and travails, trying to keep warm out there in Missouri and Kansas and Texas and, you know, basically everywhere except, uh, where *I* happen to be located this … Continue reading Shivery Ash Wednesday!

It may be slow jogging to you but it’s a 4-minute mile to me!

Hey everyone! First the weight: 199.8 Okay, a skoche up from last week, but that's okay -- still below my 200-pound Cliffs of Fall! Anyway, I've taken to running as well as walking, and while I'm not very fast (one mile = 20 minutes), it's still fun, and makes me feel like a Gen-U-Ine Ath-a-lete, … Continue reading It may be slow jogging to you but it’s a 4-minute mile to me!

Up a pound, down a pound, everybody circle round!

Time to do the Weekly Weight Loss Dance! Up a pound, down a pound, everybody circle round, and gaze with wondrous awe on this week's weigh-in: 199.6 Yeah, I'm happy to be back under 200 again, but I also know I need to get a WHOLE lot more back under 200 before I can breathe … Continue reading Up a pound, down a pound, everybody circle round!

Oreos are vegan, and other reasons why veganism sucks as a weight-loss plan

Hey everyone! First of all, let's get this out of the way (or "weigh," if I may -- hee hee!) -- 200.6 Yeah, up a pound, down a pound -- hey, just like British currency! And in case anyone remembers, a few weeks ago I made the announcement that I'd gone vegan. The thing is, … Continue reading Oreos are vegan, and other reasons why veganism sucks as a weight-loss plan

Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!

Whew! Well, unless something really crazy happens after I post this (and you and I know that's still a live possibility), today Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th Prez of these here Yoo-nited States! And life can finally go back to ... well, whatever passes for "normal" these days, I've kinda lost … Continue reading Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!

Find some sanity, where you can!

Yeah, it's nice to report that my weight went down a tad: 199.8 But with everything that's going on in the world right now, I don't know about you, but it's hard to put my puny li'l ol' weight loss efforts at top priority. A bigger priority is just staying sane, when you're surrounded by … Continue reading Find some sanity, where you can!

Dominion rigged my scales!

Well, howdy, everyone! Here we are in the Future, the fabulous, far-away sounding year of 2021 A.D., and [squints] huh ... well, gee whillikers, Batman, I, uh, hate to say this, but it kinda looks not all that different from 2020, so far! Well, okay, calm down! Let's just keep all our fingers and toesies … Continue reading Dominion rigged my scales!

So long, sucky year!

Hey, everyone! Just wanted to get in one last post before this annus horribilus comes to an end. And let's be honest, 2021 may wind up having a lot of sucky things in it too, but at least it'll look a little different, in some places! And in a few short weeks, we'll have a … Continue reading So long, sucky year!

Spambots need love, too! (an unofficial non-weigh-in pre-Christmas post!)

Hey everyone! As you know, I'm still on my Official Holiday Blogging/Dieting Break, so no official weigh-in or post till next week. However, just wanted to take a few minutes to say THANKS to all of you for your moral (if not financial) support over the past year. It's been a tough one, hasn't it? … Continue reading Spambots need love, too! (an unofficial non-weigh-in pre-Christmas post!)