The weight is up, but the vax is in (and the arm is sore)!

Good morning, and welcome back, everyone! Hope y'all had a wonderful [insert Springtime religious/secular holiday name of choice]! As expected, my weight went up a tad: 203.8 But given all the kielbasa and pirogis and Easter eggs, that's to be expected No, no, I didn't forget!! And you know what? A 5-peep box is only … Continue reading The weight is up, but the vax is in (and the arm is sore)!

Meet this week’s weight, same as last week’s weight!

Yep, it's true -- this week's weight is exactamundo (exactamente? exactaroony? I've fallen behind on my Duolingo lessons) the same as last week, to whit: 202.0 Which ... well, it's okay that it didn't go up, but I still sorta kinda wanna have it go down! So I guess I better revisit my ol' pal … Continue reading Meet this week’s weight, same as last week’s weight!

Never say die(t), apparently!

Yep, my weight is up a tadsky -- 202.0 but it's okay. It's Lent now, so what with all the abstinence and fasting and whatnot, my weight should be dropping like ... like ... oh, what's the metaphor I'm reaching for here? Oh yeah, thanks, Judge! I guess that would be okay, although my personal … Continue reading Never say die(t), apparently!

Up a pound, down a pound, everybody circle round!

Time to do the Weekly Weight Loss Dance! Up a pound, down a pound, everybody circle round, and gaze with wondrous awe on this week's weigh-in: 199.6 Yeah, I'm happy to be back under 200 again, but I also know I need to get a WHOLE lot more back under 200 before I can breathe … Continue reading Up a pound, down a pound, everybody circle round!

Oreos are vegan, and other reasons why veganism sucks as a weight-loss plan

Hey everyone! First of all, let's get this out of the way (or "weigh," if I may -- hee hee!) -- 200.6 Yeah, up a pound, down a pound -- hey, just like British currency! And in case anyone remembers, a few weeks ago I made the announcement that I'd gone vegan. The thing is, … Continue reading Oreos are vegan, and other reasons why veganism sucks as a weight-loss plan

The easiest Overnight Oats recipe you’ll ever find!

Hey, everyone! Without further adieux, I'm thrilled to report that the needle has finally moved! Drum roll please -- today's weigh-in: 196.0 Now that's pretty cool, right? Three whoppin' pounds down since last week's near-200 squeaker! Yes, in addition to (and perhaps even related to) my weight loss, I've also made a major life decision! … Continue reading The easiest Overnight Oats recipe you’ll ever find!

Post-Debate Special: More Uses for Plain Greek Yogurt!

Yes, yes, I'm sure we all enjoyed watched that exciting, never-a-dull-moment debate last night!! The debate, in a nutshell! nyuk nyuk! and we're all ready for more excitement this morning, so with that thought in mind, let's get right to the Rhymin' Weekly Weigh-In! Today's weigh-in: Hey, that's okay, I'll take "same" instead of "gain" … Continue reading Post-Debate Special: More Uses for Plain Greek Yogurt!

Whoa baby — I’ve actually got a loss!

Well, happy Wednesday, fiends and nabobs! How's everyone doing this oh-so-fine morning? Well, good to hear, Mr. Lumberjack! I'm doing pretty okay myself, given that I have a nice big weight LOSS to report this week! Aw come on, David, this is a good thing, trust me! Anyway, ready for the weight loss? Yes sir … Continue reading Whoa baby — I’ve actually got a loss!

Grab your face masks — we’re goin’ in!

Testing ... testing ... testing ... and WE'RE BACK!! Yes, that's right, ladies and gents, welcome back to your favorite weight-loss blog of all time!! And I know you've all been on tenterhooks ... ... I mean, pins and needles, waiting to see that fresh, updated Rhymin' Weekly Weigh-in after -- what's it been now? … Continue reading Grab your face masks — we’re goin’ in!

Repost for Ash Wednesday, ’cause I’m preoccupied, dagnabit!

Hi, everyone! Oops -- just realized I'd forgotten to do a blog post this morning! Dare I say I made an "ash" of myself? (Get it? 'Cause it's Ash Wednesday?) Oh well, sorry! Anyhoo, no weigh-in today, but please enjoy this blast from the past (last year, to be exact) and I'll see ya next … Continue reading Repost for Ash Wednesday, ’cause I’m preoccupied, dagnabit!