Spambots need love, too! (an unofficial non-weigh-in pre-Christmas post!)

Hey everyone! As you know, I'm still on my Official Holiday Blogging/Dieting Break, so no official weigh-in or post till next week. However, just wanted to take a few minutes to say THANKS to all of you for your moral (if not financial) support over the past year. It's been a tough one, hasn't it? … Continue reading Spambots need love, too! (an unofficial non-weigh-in pre-Christmas post!)

Who cares if it’s still 2020? It’s PUMPKIN SPICE TIME, y’all!

Sorry to it's report it's still (checks watch) 2020, but in spite of the fact that yeah, it's STILL 2020 (c'mon, Father Time, what ARE you thinking??), that doesn't negate the fact that everyone's favorite time of year is here, and that time, of course, is PUMPKIN SPICE TIME YAYYY!! Sure, it's still over 100 … Continue reading Who cares if it’s still 2020? It’s PUMPKIN SPICE TIME, y’all!

What’s up, WordPress? Back for another banger!

Good morning, everyone! For those who are a little puzzled about the title, I've been watching a LOT of the adorable "Twinsthenewtrend" videos on YouTube this week, and that's how they start out every video. Check 'em out! Fair warning, though, start one, and you'll look up and wonder where that hour and a half … Continue reading What’s up, WordPress? Back for another banger!

Just a flesh wound!

Yeah, it's a teensy little gain: 198.0 But it could have been worse! Last week, in case you didn't notice, I took the week off and did one of my legendary "road trips" to beautiful Phoenix, Arizona, where it only got up to about 122 degrees Fahrenheit at, um, 9:00 AM. So not too bad, … Continue reading Just a flesh wound!

Whoa baby — I’ve actually got a loss!

Well, happy Wednesday, fiends and nabobs! How's everyone doing this oh-so-fine morning? Well, good to hear, Mr. Lumberjack! I'm doing pretty okay myself, given that I have a nice big weight LOSS to report this week! Aw come on, David, this is a good thing, trust me! Anyway, ready for the weight loss? Yes sir … Continue reading Whoa baby — I’ve actually got a loss!

It’s fine to say it sucks!!

Good morning, everyone! Well, in spite of the title of this post, I'm happy to say my weigh-in doesn't suck (at least it's down a skoche!): 199.4 Whew, back a teensy beensy bit from that over-200-pounds-eek-eek-eek cliff! I won't breathe (or eat) easy till I get back under 195, but I hereby vow that I … Continue reading It’s fine to say it sucks!!

Ooh, so close (but not in a good way) plus a “geezer” joke!

Happy Wednesday, everyone! First, the bad news -- let's get this over with QUICK, shall we? 199.8 Eek! That's wayyy too close to the dreaded 200 for comfort! Still, I'm not going to let it get me down because: All my clothes still fit, I can still go out on walks and hikes without any … Continue reading Ooh, so close (but not in a good way) plus a “geezer” joke!

Never thought I’d say this!

Well, after yet ANOTHER week of NOT doing the kind of exercises that I used to do, and weighing in at -- let's see here: 198.6 ... I'm realizing that, in spite of all the times I've grumped and complained and basically Karen'd about various problems at lo, the many gyms I've belonged to over … Continue reading Never thought I’d say this!

Eureka, I’ve Got it! The Anti-Karen Solution??

So while I was growling over the weight GAIN this morning, 197.4 I tried to console myself by watching some of the new "Karen" videos that have bombarded my Facebook feed lately. Karen after Karen after Karen (female AND male), screaming in grocery stores, upscale fashion stores, and pretty much everywhere, all about how the … Continue reading Eureka, I’ve Got it! The Anti-Karen Solution??

Confessions of a Karen

Welp, the weight's pretty much the same (you can see it in the sidebar if you really need to!), so I thought I'd just share a few thoughts I've had over the past few days. Thoughts about a person you may have heard a lot about lately. That's right: KAREN! By now, you've probably heard … Continue reading Confessions of a Karen