Oreos are vegan, and other reasons why veganism sucks as a weight-loss plan

Hey everyone! First of all, let's get this out of the way (or "weigh," if I may -- hee hee!) -- 200.6 Yeah, up a pound, down a pound -- hey, just like British currency! And in case anyone remembers, a few weeks ago I made the announcement that I'd gone vegan. The thing is, … Continue reading Oreos are vegan, and other reasons why veganism sucks as a weight-loss plan

Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!

Whew! Well, unless something really crazy happens after I post this (and you and I know that's still a live possibility), today Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th Prez of these here Yoo-nited States! And life can finally go back to ... well, whatever passes for "normal" these days, I've kinda lost … Continue reading Our long national nightmare is over — now we can start focusing on what’s REALLY important, like my weight!

Find some sanity, where you can!

Yeah, it's nice to report that my weight went down a tad: 199.8 But with everything that's going on in the world right now, I don't know about you, but it's hard to put my puny li'l ol' weight loss efforts at top priority. A bigger priority is just staying sane, when you're surrounded by … Continue reading Find some sanity, where you can!

Dominion rigged my scales!

Well, howdy, everyone! Here we are in the Future, the fabulous, far-away sounding year of 2021 A.D., and [squints] huh ... well, gee whillikers, Batman, I, uh, hate to say this, but it kinda looks not all that different from 2020, so far! Well, okay, calm down! Let's just keep all our fingers and toesies … Continue reading Dominion rigged my scales!