Good morning, everyone! Time to rise and shine, and face the new day, and all that crapola us annoying “morning people” like to say to you lazy stayabeds!
Yeah, well, I sympathize! I’ve noticed the school bus traffic getting heavier so that must mean a lot of people (hey, kids are people too!) going back to school, which of course makes things more difficult for the adult people trying to navigate the already mind-blowingly insane highways & byways. So I get it — the daily grind can blow your mind!
Not to mention relentlessly cheerful people like me, right? But bear with me for a few minutes, OK? I’ll give you my weekly weigh-in, you can read it, get a chuckle out of the lame rhyme I’ve chosen, and get on with your busy busy day! Ready?
Oh, all right! Here we go, then — today’s weight is:
Now, wasn’t that worth the weight? (hee hee…get it? “weight”? ’cause it sounds like “wait,” right?)
Yeah, well, they can’t all be gems! Lemme get MY “daily grind” going and see if I can come up with anything better in the next post!
Have a great week, everyone!